Potato

A word that can be used to describe face shape or appearance.

Person A: “Ewwww. Delete that photo I look like such a potato.”

by heresthemotjerflippinTEAAA August 29, 2019

Potatoes

One of many things that is better than cheese. But we all know they're better together.

Potatoes are so much better than cheese

by POTATOES > CHEESE September 20, 2019

Potato

Me i is a potato

1.
a starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
"roasted potatoes"
2.
the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners.

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by Blaze is best borker September 30, 2019

Potato

Me

I’m a lazy potato

by ILIKEBIGBUTTSSANDICANNOTLIE October 2, 2019

Potato Headed Mongoose

A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These people are most often female, have not gotten their first period yet act like they do, and receive the kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.

Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you see what Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE

by FratGuy1234 October 3, 2019

Potato friend

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019

Pootato

A really brown potato.

These russet pootatoes will become nice chips.

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019