Delco Hood Ornament

When the chick in traffic ahead of you gets mad and blasts her diarrhea all over the hood of your car
What did she get locked up for? She was tired of getting honked at for driving too slow so she gave the guy a Delco Hood Ornament.
by Saul Okayishman April 30, 2025
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Neal Hood

A closeted homosexual that prefers transsexual men
Neal Hood sucked that big manly girl's fat cock
by Brewski tha Pimp November 01, 2023
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Hood Slippers

Sandals without toe thongs; slides
I don't have time to lace my sneaks, so I'm gonna rock my hood slippers.
by Shalomd3 July 25, 2016
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hood zombie

A person or persons who stand on corners and/or pace the streets slanging drugs an talking on cell phones.. Hood Zombie
Hood zombies standing everywhere selling dope. Hood zombies on the corner selling weed. Hey I think that Hood zombie has what I need ..
by ack78 February 11, 2016
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hooded beast

An shlong with major amounts of foreskin
That boy got a hooded beast
by Neckassnigga November 02, 2017
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hood engineering

Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.
1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!

2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead
by cokezeroguzzler August 06, 2024
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hood worthy

A girl that is attractive enough that a big husky man would take the time to lay on her hood so she can drive her car out of the ditch.
Bryan: Man, look at that hot chick. She sure knows how to wear a pair of yoga pants!!
Matt: Yeah, she is for sure hood worthy!
by Jgum89 February 19, 2016
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