by aamujolloinmerk March 7, 2025

by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.
by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018

by everybody-anybody-nobody June 4, 2023

Sweetest person you will truly ever meet... just as long as you stay on her good side. Morning Dawn’s are usually Gemini’s. Morning Dawn’s have a lot of patience yet they are impatient.
by TruthofTruths December 8, 2019

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
(created by h3h3)
(created by h3h3)
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
