A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.
Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.
by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018
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Get the monkey land mug.A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007
Get the door monkey mug.Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
by jimmydevious January 27, 2013
Get the Scan Monkey mug."If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"
"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."
"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."
"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."
"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."
"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
by AumoeLooure February 4, 2012
Get the Monkey Ammo mug.One who is full of energy, has the qualities of a person who is kind, compassionate, sweet, warm-hearted, gentle, and all of the above.
Someone who deserves the title of being called a monkey. Ahem in fact only one person deserves to fit this definition.
Someone who deserves the title of being called a monkey. Ahem in fact only one person deserves to fit this definition.
Wow, ur so annoying u lil monkey.
U should stop licking the floor u lil monkey.
Stop trying to be so wifey u lil monkey.
Stop being so wack u lil monkey.
Wow u do look v v good u lil monkey :)
U should stop licking the floor u lil monkey.
Stop trying to be so wifey u lil monkey.
Stop being so wack u lil monkey.
Wow u do look v v good u lil monkey :)
by Lilmonkeylover July 9, 2022
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