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dongle monkey

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.
Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.
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monkey straps

When two black men hang their members over a girls shoulders and get jacked off
Dude that bitch is so dirty she must get monkey straps by everyone in school
by Jaime Lannisterasdasdasd April 12, 2014
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monkey land

Woah that a cool Monkey land wonder if Jacobs there
by Melon238 January 8, 2021
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door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007
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Scan Monkey

Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.

Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.

Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*

Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
by jimmydevious January 27, 2013
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Monkey Ammo

A term referring to the poop that monkeys throw.
"If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"

"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."

"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."

"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
by AumoeLooure February 4, 2012
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Lil Monkey

One who is full of energy, has the qualities of a person who is kind, compassionate, sweet, warm-hearted, gentle, and all of the above.

Someone who deserves the title of being called a monkey. Ahem in fact only one person deserves to fit this definition.
Wow, ur so annoying u lil monkey.

U should stop licking the floor u lil monkey.

Stop trying to be so wifey u lil monkey.

Stop being so wack u lil monkey.

Wow u do look v v good u lil monkey :)
by Lilmonkeylover July 9, 2022
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