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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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Sloppy Giraffe Neck

When people make out like they're giraffes fighting.
Person 1: Tom and Claire are doing that sloppy giraffe neck.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.
by Flavored Salmon October 29, 2015
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gimme my neck

"Gimme my neck" is sort of a game. When someone says anything incorrect, you say: "Gimme my neck!" Then you rub your fingers (index finger and middle finger) as hard as you can behind the person's neck.
Boy: You said tomorrow's my birthday? It's next week! Gimme my neck! *rubs fingers behind the girl's neck*
by Lala Yamada February 17, 2008
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Amazon Neck Tie

When a man is giving a girl the meat in the ass, before he releases his seminal fluids he proceeds to flip the girl over and "tity fuck her" resulting in a tie-like string off excrement between the woman's breast.
I dressed my bitch up with a Amazon Neck Tie before we went out for dinner.
by Crazy Joey March 12, 2003
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National Neck Day

April 25th The day your friend gives you head or a video of them sucking something
Damn is it already National Neck Day i need to let my friends know
by Eat that May 30, 2018
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Red Neck Honkey

A big rig loving, Union hating, KKK enthusiast that honks there horn 3 times before hitting a so called "Nigger" with their rusty pickup truck.
Black Male 1: Did you here what happend to Jamal?
Black Male 2: Yea, heard a Red Neck Honkey hit him!
Red Neck Honkey: *Honks Horn* Thats right niggers!
by WhatsGood?!? October 11, 2014
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bull your neck

The process of bulling to protect your neck in the game known as American football.
Example 1: "bull your fucking neck" wise words of Bob Connell freshman coach

Example 2: " If u don't bull your neck then you may hurt your neck it break your clavicle"
by Neck27 November 19, 2013
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