Michael Felix

A male who is very concieded! He likes to look at himself alot in mirrors! shaves his armpits and eye brows. Also shits on the back of toilet seats and lickes it off

did you see that guy with no armpit hair?? ..hes a Michael Felix.

by charliespoopy October 21, 2012

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Michael Phelps

A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.

Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.

Guy: Wow is that a fish?
Guy2: No, that's Michael Phelps!

by London 2012 August 4, 2012

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Michael Rappaport

When your ignorance blinds you to the truth.
Or you're the anti-Chuck Norris.

Heads or tails?

Tails.

*Flips coin. It's a head, I win.

Uh, it's a face on there, so it's tails.

WTF? You a Michael Rappaport?

by FreePalestineNow October 29, 2023

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Seanne Michael

He’s secretive and mysterious yet he caught every girls attention as he walks by. He’s academically smart, a mathematician. He loves watching movies and an adventurous type of person. He’s having a hard time opening up to other people. He always have two moods: he’s mysterious and jolly. He’s a very good leader in a group, has the beautiful eyes I ever seen, and has a wide range of knowledge. Knows his limitations, his hardest enemy is his conscience, and he has principles.

Friend 1: Is he okay?
Friend 2: I think he’s not, but he won’t tell it, it’s Seanne Michael, duh!
me: his wall are high

by sincejanuary April 16, 2023

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