Karen

In life there are many Karen's

1. The classic Karen- Bob haircut, false nails and usually blonde, they will do ANYTHING to speak to the manager. They always think there right even though 99.99% they speak pure flubblegobbin.

2. The Karen Karen (or double Karen)- These are people called Karen with the Karen stereotype. This double Karen occurs when the stars align on a Friday 13th.

3. The enigma Karen- A person called Karen who is really kind. She's the type to bake really good cookies. However, they only appear once in a blue moon

Classic Karen: CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER?

Double Karen: HURRY UP! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!

Enigma Karen: I'm Karen, your Karen, she's Karen. Yet we're all so vastly different..

by Sai-Chan July 1, 2021

karen

A miserable woman, usually a middle-age man-hater, who likes to make others as miserable as her.

I volunteered at a film festival and a karen showed up demanding to know why we did not have any programs on the table. When I explained we’re not open yet, she then complained that my shirt needs ironing. I thought to myself, “what a karen.”

by Southern California rules March 12, 2021

Karen

The Woman That Will Speak To Your Manager

Karen: Can I Speak To Your Manager??
Cashier: no

by SkinnyBitchHoe January 23, 2020

Karen

Someone who frequently calls upon the manager; often a middle aged wealthy white woman but Karen knows no bounds

My mom was being such a Karen yesterday- she told the manager to give her more croutons or she would give the restaurant a bad yelp review

by The cunning linguist of EMORY September 13, 2019

Karen Sandwich

Benefitting from public investments made in the past, while preventing similar public investments being made for others in the future.

Karen: "I just don't understand why we need to expand the city's old sewer infrastructure, we never used to have capacity issues when I moved here."
Person: "So you didn't pay for the infrastructure built before you came here?"
Karen: "No, it was already here and it worked just fine! I shouldn't have to pay for something I don't need!"
Person: "You are creating a Karen Sandwich, and all that will be left in the future is a pile of shit."

by Fuck You From The Future August 24, 2023

karen

a woman who simply doesn’t want to see other people happy and ruins their fun because she simply doesn’t now what fun. have diplomas from Karen university

yho, this lady threatened to call the cops because i have six toes

what a karen

by tatted t November 20, 2020

Karen

That person that always peels from hanging out with the boys.

Well there goes Karen again dipping from the Sqaud to finish cooking her BBQ Chicken.

by Ben Dohver19 April 21, 2019