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John Key

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.
Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.
by Caspin April 26, 2016
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John Dudesmen

You are a traitor to the Imperium John Dudesmen!

Nuh uh.
by MAJACKS91 July 11, 2023
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John Calvin

John Calvin was a French writer, theologian and reformer in Geneva during the Protestant Reformation.
Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564

Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche

John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"

Some Quotes:
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.

All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.

The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
I heard John Calvin wrote a book called Institutes of the Christian Religion.
by NotCalvinLin September 6, 2019
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John Powell

The most incredible composer ever who did the music for HTTYD, HTTYD 2, and HTTYD The Hidden World
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Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth
Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.
by Johner9000 November 27, 2021
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John Ceu

A serious Black nigga

Dont fuck with him he will fuck ur bitch
"You see that nigga John Ceu, yeah he fucked my bitch"
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John Squire

by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022
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