blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 12, 2017

John athlete

A made up phrase that friends tell you is a dirty joke or terrible phrase

Friend 1: why did you just write John athlete on my paper?
Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud

by Great human bean ig lmao December 18, 2019

John Key

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.

Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.

by Caspin January 16, 2016

john swan

A YouTuber that makes high quality commentary videos. He is well known for making a video on JustDestiny and getting shouted out by Keemstar.

"Dude, do you like John Swan's videos?"
"Hell yea dude, they're great!"

by markuipper June 02, 2019

John Lizzard

A name for a angry Lizard who just wants to make your day a living hell

fuck its a John Lizzard

by Iamveryannoying November 04, 2020

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his favorite beans.

1. JOHN BANKS PLS MVE THE DEADLINE(JOHN PRANKS)
2. John Banks please spank me.

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

John Rabe

Nazi Party member who lived and worked in China and saved approximately 200,000 people from getting murdered in the Nanking Massacre

John Rabe is proof that not all the Nazis were bad.

by -meaningless- March 02, 2021