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Jacobs

'Jacobs' is complex Cockney rhyming slang for 'knackers'. Jacob's Cream Crackers.
"I looked him straight in the face and said, 'I'll cut your f**king jacobs off!”
by Sr. Barata January 9, 2022
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Jacob darmanin

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose
Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut
by Djx d October 19, 2019
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jacob house

A jacob house probably sent you here to read this and trusts you with this information specifically. Still, if you stumbled across this by accident, then congrats, you now know a lot about how a jacob house works, not that this information will be beneficial to you.

A jacob house is likely afraid that they don't meet your expectations.

If a jacob house has sent you here, then they are likely unable to find a way to communicate effectively with you.

if a jacob house sent you here, you have likely unknowingly become the center of their world, and they would do nearly anything you asked them to

if a jacob house sent you here, then they likely want you to know that if you tell them to go away and never speak to you again, they will do their absolute best to make sure your paths never cross again

a jacob house loves to talk to interesting people but worries that they are being a nuisance

a jacob house loves giving attention but is saddened when none is received in return

a jacob house gets worried easily about whether or not they show enough emotion when speaking

if a jacob sent you here, then they hope this helps make things clear, and if not, they hope you will ask them directly and let them know you have seen this message

a jacob house hopes you have a good day or at least can help make it be
oh hey, that's a jacob house that's quite interesting
by definitly not jacob house April 6, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a fuck boy. he used harriet for the summer punani. it lasted too long he had to lie to her when they broke up. lol

sike she a hoe who fucks haaris. jacob gets girls pregnant in spain and sheffield 2 weeks after they break up. lol what a life.
jacob has a small willay ps hes gay
by ilikemumslol May 1, 2022
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Jacob

such a cute handsome looking man with a very big dick good guy to date and is good in bed
who’s that oh that’s jacob
fuck he’s got
by 2ndhoe July 7, 2024
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Jacob

A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends
Jacob: neeydyshegfrgweuqdsyf

Random kiddo: shut up, you're actually so annoying
by Sir Cunty McCuntface June 6, 2018
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Jacob

Big choppa that will rip your girl to bits ps Jacob’s are big tokers wo wo
Jacob big dick
by SpookyfDa5th November 26, 2021
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