Goog morning

When you wake up and find out there are googs still available!

Oi, the captain is putting on a goog morning!!

by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad December 09, 2021

morning afternoonish

When morning just ended and afternoon is just starting

Good morning afternoonish bitch

by The real one December 22, 2014

morning seven

When you take 7 hits of acid in the morning to get through the day

Damn, volunteer did a morning seven today. It's gonna be fun

by AngstySymbiosis March 19, 2018

Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"

"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"

by Lechonk December 12, 2022

Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.

Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 01, 2025

GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

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Jay sought through the air in his GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

by fgspdlöäk April 02, 2020

Pancakes in the morning

When you wake up and your girlfriend/wife is making pancakes, you come up to her, pull down her pants and fuck her, and right before you bust, you pull out and cum on the pancakes. Then she eats them.

Ben woke up and saw Jenifer and decided he wanted some pancakes in the morning.

by Lowvaughm February 24, 2025