your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".

When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.

by Palomon December 30, 2007

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool

An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD

Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still

by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020

stop a heart

heart stopper. looks so incredible, your heart literally stops

look at jessi, she can stop a heart.

by w28 February 3, 2010

Air Heart

A corny, often sarcastic, sentiment given to friend by drawing a heart in the air by one's pointer fingers. The air heart usually starts by holding the two pointer fingers together at arms length before separating them to draw the curve of a heart top by moving the fingers up and out in opposite directions. The drawer then pulls their fingers down and back together to complete the 'V' at the bottom of the heart. Can be used to show affection, but is more commonly (and effectively) used to lighten a friend's bitchy mood.

Jenn: I can't believe that my husband always piles dirty dishes in the sink. What does he think that I am... a maid? Doesn't he know that I have to take them out before I can properly wash them? He makes me so mad and I can't...

Kelly: Whoa, my friend. (air heart) You. Complete. Me.

by WWJG123012893 February 4, 2010

My Heart To Fear

An amazingly talented group of guys from Williamsport, PA playing their metal music around not only the state, but the US. If you get a chance to see Trevor, Luke, Taylor, Dale, and Jay play a show, don't pass up the chance. You won't regret it.
Go check them out on facebook and myspace!

Joe: "Hey, seen any good concerts lately?"
Tim: "Yeah! I just saw My Heart To Fear! They're amazing!"

by MusicHead April 19, 2011

Heart-a-stroke

When one's heart strokes out in the mist of a panic attack.
Not a medical condition.

The man had a heart-a-stroke when he had over 800 people in his Blog TV channel.

by Beaula Mae Hicks July 7, 2010