flatucate

To simultaneously fart and shit at the same time. Typically occurs during periods of monsoon-like diarreah.

Tina flatucated and is now minus one pair of clean panties.

by Tim December 19, 2004

flatnose music

Any music that is offensively loud with an excessive boom to it. Most generally played in a lac or Lincoln Clowncar rollin' roun' town wid a boomin system.

Son you are not a wigger, so please turn down that flatnose music.

by Cyclops March 30, 2005

flatulepsy

A sudden and uncontrollable release of intestinal gases.
(from Latin. "flatus" -- intestinal gas + Greek "lepsus" -- an attack.

1. "Poor Tom had to stay home. He has flatulepsy".

2. "Flatulepsy can be treated by a regimen of proper dietary intake."

3. The sudden exodus from the room was blamed on a unbearibly odiferous instance of mass flatulepsy, brought on by excessive chili consumption."

by Steeplejack February 12, 2010

Flatbill

Originating from Humboldt CA the western flatbills douchebaggery has thoroughly spread thru the entire state. Typically found wearing a sport jersey with a flat bill hat which usually "reps" something. (Team, ideology or curse word) almost always driving a lifted truck with "hot" girlfriend in the passenger seat who clearly only puts up with their bullshit because he has money. Usually has a superiority complex; more than likely because of his tiny wiener. ALWAYS treats people like an asshole and only thinks about himself. It's basically a bro but on a whole another level of douche.

J: look at hot chick!
T: that ass!!
J: she's probably with flatbill...

by Btp2016 June 11, 2016

flatcockers

2 girls who bang their hips and pubic bones against each other as they make love to each other.

Oh my! Did you see those flatcockers in action?
I live in the South and this word has been in use for many years here. I was surprised it is not currently featured at urbandictionary.com.

by Southern Man February 1, 2006

Flaturbed

The odd phenomena of being disturbed and flattered simultaneously. Often associated with back handed compliments or awkwardly phrased statements.

I was flaturbed by your comment that I had the spinal fluid of a seven year old...

by Cornelius Cardew June 13, 2007

flatware flipper

A person who has the annoying tendency to flip their fork or spoon while still in their mouth after taking a bite of food

"Hey Rebecca, how was that new Thai restaurant on 37th?"

"I couldn't tell ya, Jake, I spent the whole time staring down the flatware flipper in the booth across from us."

by R Master Flex June 10, 2009