Ear Rape

an earsplitting screech
for example, search swedish idol meme on youtube.
its so bad

when that one girl in the high-school class tried to sing, it was an ear rape.

by hey kids, wanna treeaaatt? March 4, 2021

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

Ear Wub

The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.

Dat Ear Wub

by Cheezburqer December 26, 2013

Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.

*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.

by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022

ear buggery

When you put cotton buds into your ears and it stimulates your pleasure zone.

I am gonna get my ear buggery kit and have a private moment.

by Mojazzer November 7, 2023

Ear

Roughly pulling with your lips as you are hitting your tongue on your significant others ear to make them feel pleasure.

Joaquin: Tatiana, you wanna get some ear in a few?
Tatiana: ummm ig it don’t really matter

by Ifgodisntrealwhoami November 30, 2018

dirt behind the ears

To overlook important details

The amateur lawyer lost the case. She forgot to look dirt behind the ears.

by aditya7299 March 7, 2025