Virginia David

The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.

He never left the East coast; He's such a Virginia David.

by LuckilyDuckily May 14, 2020

david sexton

Name

David Sexton

by Dave Zeah November 5, 2013

david bobkowski

A very eshay bald man. Greatest Teacher ever. Best known for being the pastoral teacher of Year 9 Pastoral.

David Bobkowski is bald

by dsadasd May 22, 2019

David Quaresma

one of the sexiest beasts you will ever know. attracts all the women. has a huge cock and a unique personality

person 1: yo who’s that sexy beast with all those women around him.
person 2: that’s David Quaresma he gets al the hoes

by sucky wucky mommy down syndrom January 22, 2021

david holmes

A black ass nigga with a long ass chin. He smokes a lot of weed and he is a wanna be thug.

"I promise I hate that dude David Holmes always got some shit to say!!"

by David D holmes June 18, 2018

David effect

When you’re really good at video games, but suddenly start doing bad.

Holy fuck ll phantom llvx has the David effect

by Xekzie August 21, 2019

The David Lindberg

The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.

Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.

by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011