Dan

(Verse 1)
He's just Dan, and he's got a grand 'stache,
People stop and stare, they just can't match,
Everywhere he goes, he's the talk of the town,
With his stylish 'stache, he never wears a frown.

(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.

(Verse 2)
From the tips of his lip, to the curl on his face,
Dan's moustache brings a certain grace,
He walks with swagger, confidence in his stride,
Mogging all the others, he's got nothing to hide.

(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.

(Bridge)
With each twirl and twist, he asserts his reign,
In the world of 'staches, he'll always reign.
So if you see him passing by,
Tip your hat to Dan, with his 'stache so spry.

(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.

Dan - Pes patrón.

by levuzzzzAgain February 27, 2024

DAN

He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.

You are no Dan, unless you empress, and rock a hat and t-shirt to the point I wear a only a skirt.

by Headondan69 September 9, 2019

Danned

You have been "Danned" you will now like Limbus Company for the rest of your existence,

I've been Danned

by Brounie333 September 20, 2025

dAn

DAN HAS A 12 FOOT COCK WITH A HENCH MASCULING BODY AND IS A PUSSY MAGNET WITH THE MRS BUT MORE THAT MOST LOVE WW2 AND A GOOD TIME WITH UR MUM

GUY 1:I HAVE A 12 FOOT COCK AND HENCH BODY

GUY 2:IS UR NAME DAN?

GUY 1:HOW DID U KNOW

GUY 2:U SOUND LIKE A DAN

by 2315433122 January 30, 2022

dan reinhardt

the most perfect and amazing person in the planet and is loved in every single way. he is hot and very nice and makes everyone happy

wow dan reinhardt is so amazing

by witsyoshskhxhfj April 29, 2019

Dan

Dan is a very silly person. He is considered to be the 'weird kid outsider' to others, but to his closest friends, he is a goofy goober who is very kind and awesome. When you get to know him he is such an amazing person and you will love him very much. Dan also can be very random, like saying some gibberish nonsense or making silly noises. Dan also seems to randomly disappear sometimes. He is suspected to be the 'admin' of the world and has silly commands like /e fly. He also has great humor and is a very reasonable person. I love Dan :)))

"Dan is so silly, he is such a little goober!"
"If you see Dan, say hi to him for me."

by lemon the silly fox :))) March 20, 2024

Dan

Dan is a chad. Some could say he is just too cool.
Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.

"Dan is so fucking cool"
"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"

by Lazarbeam’s Slave (help me) November 19, 2021