Eat a bowl of cereal

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.

Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

by The pig god October 25, 2017

Alabama Soup Bowl

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, it involves defecating in the vagina of your partner, but instead it involves diarrhea in place of regular solid feces.

After eating that Mexican food, Ryan surprised Afton with an Alabama Soup Bowl.

by elspartaco February 22, 2011

Toilet bowl shuffle

Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.

That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.

by Dillon The Sweaty Eskimo July 19, 2017

Super Bowl XLVIII

The Super Bowl/final game of the 2013-2014 NFL season, where the NFC Champion, Seattle Seahawks had the best defense in the NFL while the AFC Champion, Denver Broncos had the best offense in the NFL. The game was over hyped and was thought to be close. Seattle ended up raping the shit outta Denver. 43-8

Fb fan: Bruh u remember Super Bowl XLVIII?
Fb fan2: Oh yeah lmao, when the broncos got anal fucked by the seahawks

by Babies n Bombs August 20, 2017

fruit punch bowl

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.

12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 3, 2019

Milk Bowling Balls

A term used to describe the perfect set of juicy, wonderful, big, luscious breasts that do not only make your penis rock hard, but also fills your heart with warm pleasure, you get feelings about making the lady as happy as you can for the rest of her life, and you straight up enter a state of mindfulness.

"Bruh those were the greatest set of boobs I have ever seen on a woman. Those things were straight up milk bowling balls."

by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021

super bowl 55

The game in which Tom Brady won his 7th super bowl ring and cemented himself as the GOAT in any sport. Antonio Brown also won a ring, so that’s cool too.

Super Bowl 55 proved that Tom Brady is leaps and bounds over Bill Belichick.

by PatrickMahomesSucks April 4, 2021