cover beer

the beer you carry around, but don't drink, to ensure that no one else offers you another; usually when you've "had enough"

Person: How did you manage not to get trashed like everyone else last night?

You: I had my cover beer around the end of the night.

Or

Friend: How about another beer?

You: Nah, cover beer.

by USANZ September 7, 2009

Beer Tsunami

When you are drinking beer in the car (ATV, motorcycle, golf cart, etc.) and the driver floors the gas and beer rushes into your mouth and out your nose like a tsunami wave.

I had a beer tsunami when my sister floored the gas at the green light. It all came pouring out of my nose and onto my shirt.

by Mrs. Redneck January 9, 2012

Miracle Beer

A beer you didn't know you had until it was ALMOST too late.

Man, I thought I ran out of beer. I happened to look behind the milk and I found one last beer, the miracle beer.

by MickeyESA August 29, 2015

Beer Rage

The body's physiological response to a prolonged period between alcoholic beverages.

Traffic was a bitch...if it took any longer to get to this drinking establishment Chris was going to experience some serious beer rage.

by Forty miners June 22, 2013

beer commercial

1. Beer Commercial - (verb) - the act of pouring a carbonated beverage in such a way that the foam meniscus rises above the top of the glass and flows down the side.

Hey! Be careful pouring that or it's gonna beer commercial all over the floor.

by shisson February 7, 2013

Gutter Beer

Beer that is so foul it would be preferable to pour it down a gutter rather than to drink it.

"This is fucking gutter beer. Give me that shit." (Pours beer down sink.)

by Tychort January 16, 2014

Beer Liquor

Backwoods slang for Malt Liquor

Damn Boy, that beer liquor will GET YOU DRUNK.

by InAHazeDave June 30, 2010