August

A big dick who dossent know how to tlaj and is really cp and have no iq he has problem with womens he like to rape girls
he is gay but rapes girls

-hello girl sexy

-help august
-Yes mommy
-lick my puttsy

by anonymous January 19, 2022

August 6

If you are born on August 6. you have a really big ding dong.

Person 1.: When did you born?
Person 2.: August 6.
Person 1.: Damn bro respect!

by slugfuck69 October 6, 2022

August 13

The hottest people to ever touch this soil was born on this date (aka will buice and Tessa havlik)

“Omg Tessa and will are so sexy they are both born on august 13th”

by Shdhsjas October 11, 2022

2. August

National smash a glass day.

You can smash the glass anywhere. Even ur teachers face, or your bestfriends face. You get extra points if you do it on your siblings face.

"AY FRED COME HERE!" *Smashes a glass on his face* +2point "YOU FUCKIN BITCH!" *smashes a glass in his face too* +4points 2. August

by The real Vikstar123 October 13, 2022

August 29

kendalls birthday

girl1: hey, it's August 29 do you know what day it is?
girl2: no??
girl1: it's kendalls birthday!
kendall: yup also known as the best day ever

by Sloppy Lips May 13, 2022

August 12

The day when the sexiest gods are born. Both good in bed and the best in class.

Ashley: He’s so perfect I wanna have him for my own
Victoria: Don’t you know he's born on August 12, he’s basically a god

by Truth Be Told 123 May 29, 2022

August 24

Marcus appreciation day <3

WRITE A PARAGRAPH 2 THE MARCUS YK OR POST ABT THEM ON UR INSTA/SNAP/TIKTOK STORIES SAYING OR SHOWING HOW MUCH U APPRECIATE UR MARCUS !! pls i need 2 b loved tbh

we love marcus <33333 he's so cool nd hot nd stuff

sum1 get dis on tiktok we need a Marcus Appreciation Day ong

APPRECIATE UR MARCUS 2DAY .

loser : oh no its marcus appreciation day but i left him on seen months ago i regret it sm im a fucking idiot tbh

someone : omg its August 14?! MARCUS APPRECIATION DAY i need 2 write a paragraph or two abt how much i appreciate marcus rn!!

everyone : WE LOVE YOU MARCUS !!!!

marcus : thank you for appreciating me guys!! on marcus appreciation day<33333

August 24th a.k.a now known as marcus appreciation day is a day celebrating all the marcus' in the world

by s0apytitt!es May 29, 2022