August 1st

The COOLEST people are born then they so swag and hot aswell

See that person there, they were born on August 1st, thats why they so swag

by Beryxoxo December 9, 2021

August 18th

National eat your girlfriend out day!

Girlfriend: hey babe, todays august 18th. You know what that means..
Boyfriend: yep. Spread your legs in coming.

by cumwhire20 August 17, 2022

August 1

National "Let your friend dick you down and give you the most diabolical extreme backshots ever" day!!

"YOOOO DUDE IM SCARED ITS AUGUST FIRST LETS LOCK OURSELVES IN A ROOM!!!"

"yeah okay why?"

...

little does he know.. its August 1..

by ObviiiiAL August 1, 2025

August 3rd

National best friend day

A day to appreciate your best friend

National

“i celebrated national best friend day by posting my best friend on snapchat”

National Best friend day means that you have to post your best friend

August 3rd is national Best friend day

by Jajskdkenrnrbr August 2, 2022

August 30th

The day nerds were born.

(/hj, my brother is born on this day, and we needed a slander definition for August 30th.)

August 30th, the day nerds were born.

by Maw62 February 9, 2025

August

August is an amazing person he totally deserves your mom

hes very good with pussy and boobs

totally send him boobie piks

august is god

by Ur moms dick November 22, 2021

August

Very sexy, all ladies want him, enormous penis, good with everybody, everybody wants to fuck him, hansome, many People are jealouse of him, a big tallent, very smart and lovely, August is a beautiful person

I wish i were August

by The pussy distroyer February 24, 2017