a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 3, 2023

Alaskan Hello

When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.

I forgot the power was out and got an Alaskan hello in the bathroom!

by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023

Amaikla

Amailka hates to wear pants. If she cares enough, occasionally she will but she complains the whole time. She's sassy when she's hungry and even sassier when fed. Her hair is cute little curls that will remind you of beef in a burrito. She's always there to threaten you with a nerf gun or machete when you need it. You can always find Amaikla on the ground. That is her happy place. She makes a great wife and her pinky is always available. If you ever come across an angry Amaikla, approach her cautiously with a bowl full of ice cream. This will calm her down.

Amaikla is just a silly little guy.

by amaikla February 15, 2023

Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.

Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!

by Rionox March 2, 2023

Alaskan Snow Dragon

When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass

"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"

by trdbear March 18, 2023

amasculine

person who is agender/non-binary, but has no problem with/wants to be perceived as masculine!

Person A: Hey! What's your gender?
Person B: Oh! I'm amasculine/aboy
Person A: What's that?
Person B: So I'm agender, but I also want to be perceived as masculine!
Person A: I get it now! Thanks!

by XaireRay April 13, 2023

Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human

Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.

by P000k!3 April 15, 2023