Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.

"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"

by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023

AIDS

Aids is the disease you have from getting butt fucked by your dad when you were 12 and now no one likes you

You have aids

Just letting you know before I put it in, I have aids.

by AtekZz January 13, 2019

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

by 10xValue September 24, 2021

dippin' in the kool-aid

Butting into somebody else's business.

Ease dropping into somebody else’s conversation.

Giving unsolicited advice when ain’t nobody ask you for it.

Girl what you need to do is get a job. Ewwh, you dippin’ in the kool-aid and don’t even know the flavor. I got a man and he makes 7 figures. ‘YOU’ need to get a job.

#dippin' in the kool-aid

by darkhackthesys August 4, 2019

AIDS-ED TF OUT

When anything is FUBAR

My Samasung A15 is AIDS-ED TF OUT

by Jpatt February 8, 2025

Aid

Element that is invisible to the human eye. Can be shortened to just Ai. Aid is a indication of power level among individuals. If one has one trillion Aids, they are classified as an Off Horse. Off Horses is the highest power level that the human body can handle.

Their Aids Level exceeds mine, they are more powerful than me.

by Off Horse November 1, 2020