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tony

toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.
I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.
by lmodium March 28, 2022
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Tony Stark

Iron Man, Steve Rogers’ husband, Peter Stark-Rogers’ dad, billionaire. He also doesn't like Wade Wilson, his son’s boyfriend.
Peter: Hay, can Wade come over tonight?
Tony: Fuck no!
Steve: Tony Stark, watch your language!
by anonymous March 28, 2022
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Toni

bad at uno, hates people, laughs at dead people and ur mom jokes
“omg look it’s a toni”

“she must be so bad at uno”
by muscleman444 January 24, 2022
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Tony

Tony is the most handsome, kind hearted man you will ever meet.

He has so many strengths and very few weaknesses.

His weaknesses only make him stronger.

He works very hard to be successful.

He has a lot of ambition.

He will make all of the women in the world melt.

He is better than he knows.

He shouldn't be afraid of not pleasing the one he loves because it is his heart that shines brighter than anything.

His intentions are good.

He is strong mentally and physically.

He is the man you take to your whole family to meet.

He will protect you.

He is husband material.

He cooks, cleans and is very intelligent.

He has so many great hobbies and qualities.
I want to marry Tony and have one boy and one girl. I want to explore new place with Tony because he will protect me.
by BabyBekahYeung January 26, 2022
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toni

Bro that girl is a toni
by whoisjaeee_ January 27, 2022
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Tony

When you have sex with a girl and out of the blue and hunt you for your sexy body that they can't resist. Last year five tony's died from having sex with too many girls at once. Back in Christian time most people would rename god as Tony as the meant it fit better.
Guy: hi my name Is Tony
Girl: holy smokes plz stack me and my mom
by Antondenfede February 1, 2022
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Typhoid Tony

A bro who eschews public health measures so he can carry on hooking up with unsuspecting women.
He’s a Typhoid Tony. He didn’t tell her he had an active case of Covid or about his genital warts outbreak.
by MelissaFromJail October 2, 2021
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