Roberts

Roberts is a term usually used when someone it dicking you.

Stop dicking me you Roberts.

by 8937875894675964256773457 March 27, 2019

Robert Vaughn

Idiot

Person 1: your such a Robert Vaughn, to person 2

by Xtreemsniper69 November 17, 2019

Robert H. you

to fire someone and subsequently hire their co-worker's friend to replace them.

if you don't get your head out of your ass, you'll get Robert H.'ed

I'll Robert H. you ass if you're late again

by irate_Pirate January 27, 2011

Roberts

In French argot, Roberts are slang for giant tits. As in boobs larger than one hand can take care of satisfactorily. Usually causes slight unease in the partner for not knowing what to do/how to handle and please them.

Man, her Roberts were so humongous, while I fucked her from behind I felt so inept when I tried to massage her boobs at the same time - they were too enormous!

by Notmehim August 10, 2023

Robert

Hot alpha male with 8 inch penis

Person 1: hey Robert
Person 2: he has a massive cock
Robert: I have a 8 inch cock

by Niggly Wiggly00001 April 8, 2023

Robert x paul

Robert loves Paul so much

Person 1: hey you see Robert??
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life

by Sandra’s lover 😋 September 2, 2022

robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA

person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants

by baddiealert December 30, 2021