by DucksAreSexy September 5, 2023
Get the NOAHmug. Considered by some to be the greatest basketball player ever, PeePaw is known for longevity, playing across 4 decades. He averaged 18 PPG, on highly efficient shooting splits with a career .50 FG%, .37 3PT%, and .89 FT%. PeePaw entered the league in '76 quickly rising to be one of the leagues top forwards on both ends of the court, this peak was short-lived however as he led the league in turnovers in '81. The next year a bizarre trend emerged that was only later discovered by sportswriter Jon Bois in 2017. Rookie PG Fat Lever and PeePaw recorded the exact same stats over the course of the '82 season. This trend would continue all the way to Fat Lever's retirement in '95, including his injury in the '92 season where PeePaw sat out due to marital troubles. For the next four years PeePaw played limited minutes putting up career lows. However in 2000 when PeePaw started due to injury, he proceeded to have one of the greatest seasons ever at 43 years old. He averaged 26.8 PPG on 57.8% FG% and 40.6% 3PT% shooting, and 13.9 APG, winning the league's MVP and leading his team all the way to the finals. However, the most impressive stat from this season was PeePaw's 12 total dribbles, scoring purely off his silky jumper and masterful jab step + head fake bag. Much to the dismay of fans PeePaw announced his retirement in the post game 7 press conference saying that he couldn't continue on after the events of 9/11. This caused confusion at the time as nobody knew what 9/11 was.
Foolish Ragamuffin: "My glorious king Unc is the GOAT of basketball"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
by PeePaw_9/11_truther January 2, 2025
Get the Noah "PeePaw" Szymanskimug. Hello I am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020
Get the Noahmug. 
A Noah is a type of person who would always be there for you no matter what, but no one can tell when his mood changes. He acts like he cares but doesn't actually. He makes us believe that he loves us but he doesn't. His feelings can change randomly. But he is fun and a great liar. anyone will believe him because he can make people laugh. He likes to laze around playing video games and that's something he enjoys. he has no future plans. He can either be the best partner or the worst partner, there is nothing in between.
Me : Did you see the new kid in the school?
Her : Oh? Noah, heard he's a game freak and every girl falls for him
Me : .....and regrets it later
Her : true, noah is a gem but not really.
Her : Oh? Noah, heard he's a game freak and every girl falls for him
Me : .....and regrets it later
Her : true, noah is a gem but not really.
by Pink2819 November 24, 2021
Get the Noahmug. 
by Meatlugdragob February 2, 2024
Get the Noah’s Slock Dragonmug.