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Window-Licker 

A pointless insult to throw at mates.
Noun

A Window-Licker is a reference to a retard whom only posseses the ability to twist his/her head and lick uncontrollably. Then crossed with the hilarious image of one licking a window.
Can be used in a one phrase sentence I.E 'Lickie-Window!'
Harry trys to ink bomb a person 2 rows infront in school. He proceeds to launch it, missing, hitting ginger haired, cadet crazed form teacher.
Aaron: (retard sounds) Lickie-Window Harry!

Tom: Lawrence is such a Window-Licker! Look at him play cricket!
Window-Licker by Harry Crompton February 17, 2009
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Window Hopper 

One who gos window hopping. Usually found in areas consisting of mostly dorm rooms.
Gen wanted to have a nice night with Mike, so Gen went window hopping into Mikes room. Therefor, Gen is a window hopper.

window eyes 

Eyes that tell a story about one's soul; generally, a novel of one's past, present, and future without having to say a word. Derived from the expression, "the eyes are the window to the soul."
His window eyes were like an ocean to me, in which his dreams were reflected, and I could see everything.

Window washing 

When your girl friend/lover sensually grazes her tongue over her lovers teeth.... Being a way of expressing her love to him or her.... A type of erotisism
"Baby window wash me in a kiss"
" babe quite window washing me"
Window washing by Didi*hoodini February 24, 2015

window peek 

A person that stands at the sink washing dishes and looks out the window at the same time (normally age 30+)
window peek by Coolgirl05254 March 18, 2017

Window smashing

Going to smash your girlfriend on her period and it looks like you ran thru a window
Yo bro, you wanna get some beers.
Nah man, imma go window smashing.

Window Licker 

For someone to act depressed while having tons of money at the same time. Also associated with the inability to control anger or emotions and falling in love too quickly with strangers.
"Idk man i really like her shes so nice"
"dude you met her last night stop being a window licker"
Window Licker by jakson griff February 1, 2018