what the quan?

similar to wtf. orignally used in the beginning of a sean kingston song.

guy: dude look at that girls getup

other guy: what the quan?

by lkaj;lkdja;lkdjl;ad May 22, 2009

And then what happened?

A phrase used after someone has told the punch line of a joke you’ve heard before.

“So then a passenger calls out to her ‘Don’t forget the coffee’”
“And then what happened?”

by PierreV December 1, 2010

what is love?

fruit? no
bread? no
fruit and bread? probably not

is it a conversation?
jim: hi
pat (or bob): hi
J: hi
P(or B): hi
J: do you like mice?
P(or B): no
J:bye
P(or B): bye
NOT LOVE

is it a fruitful sales deal?
yes(no)
actually
no(maybe)

is it a hearty breakfast?
mmm, my favorite brand.

is it a 4 letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive?
HELL YEAH

person: what is love?
bill wurtz fans: shows the video
person: suddenly become genius

by tntbrine June 16, 2020

what the gosh

A replacement for any other "What the...?" profanity imaginable. Used also as WTG?
Coined by a five year old somewhere in southern CA.

"...And then he was like, 'What the gosh?' because the principal was behind him and it was kinda funny...."

by PrettyMissBHP November 29, 2007

what died?

Expression to describe the foul odors emanated by a person who didn't wipe his/her ass well after taking a shit, or a person that laid an unbelievably stinky fart.

Maaaaan, what did you do, wipe your ass with a rock? What died? Use TP with some soap and water on it, and take a fuckin' shower!

by pentozali May 29, 2010

what's it been

Another way of saying what's up, how's it going, what've you been up to.

John says, "What's it been?"
Jane says, "School is driving me nuts!"

by Wicktones March 20, 2008

What the shit

A replacement phrase used for what the fuckonly it sounds cooler (i have no idea if it was used in the matrix...)

something strange and unexplicable happens - your response "WHAT THE SHIT"...

by mebissa January 21, 2006