mud for my turtle

Getting laid

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle

by lewestogger1 June 18, 2009

3 headed turtle

The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.

"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."

Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.

by e873 December 3, 2009

the turtles are getting curious

The phrase "The Turtles are getting Curious" means that you are currently holding in a shit that feels like one of the logs is poking its head out of your ass like a turtle does with its shell.

"Man, the turtles are getting curious, its poppin' its head out. I can't hold this *borrence* much longer."

by Diego August 10, 2003

growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.

Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.

by BlastFamous July 6, 2009

Turtle Soup

the cause of being ridiculously slow from the effects of marijuiana

ey bro, your laggin it. did you have too much turtle soup today?

ingredients: turtle, water, and purple

by Double AYE July 16, 2010

ninja turtle generation

Those born between years 1983-1990, not later, maybe a year or two earlier.

It's no wonder the rest of the world is so fucked up, they weren't born in the Ninja Turtle Generation.

by wasoncejake August 10, 2005

ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.

Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.

by MattyP603 November 11, 2013