Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.
by Wildcard Wednesday March 1, 2019
Get the Egg Drop soupmug. Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!
Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"
Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"
Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"
Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"
Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"
by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012
Get the soup kitchen pornmug. Dorm refrigerator on it's back with 40 plus exploded frozen multi brand beers to be eaten or sipped with a shared soup ladle
Me: Oh man I have to throw all this frozen beer away! Friend: no way, unplug the fridge, put it on it's back and get a ladle, that is a Wisconsin Soup Bowl!
by MikeZ66 December 24, 2021
Get the Wisconsin Soup Bowlmug. by Potatoes._.AreGood November 6, 2018
Get the chicken nugget soupmug. This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022
Get the The Tomato Soup Kitchenmug. soup dog kelsey is a amazing person and a very good friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺‼️ i hope this postes i’ve made like 10
by jaeorsomething June 2, 2021
Get the soup dog kelseymug. by Bustin Beaver March 3, 2020
Get the Polish Cabbage Soupmug.