ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
by knobbysexual January 25, 2022
A type of guy who loves country music, kayaking, hockey, and looking at the stars. He also loves to party, have bonfires, and go on long drives. He is kind and smart and, even though he'll drive you crazy, he is always worth spending some time with. If you find a Van de Roovaart, hold him close and love him for all he's worth. You will never regret it.
Are you a Van de Roovaart? I wish I was.
Have you seen Van de Roovart? He is supposed to be playing beer pong.
Have you seen Van de Roovart? He is supposed to be playing beer pong.
by riddlemethis16 January 07, 2016
Sophisticated, well spoken, beautiful man who behaves like an actual animal. Although his looks may trick you, he is actually more resembling of a beast
by Dudewiththerudecrude November 21, 2021
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"
Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"
Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"
Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
by hernybern March 18, 2024
Van Betty (fun betty) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Van Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist.
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick
She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Van Betty
by TeeOneThousand June 12, 2011
the name of a teacher, generally teaches APCSA. Thinks they are good, but is DOGSHIT. Can't code for shit and tells people what to do. But it is all sood since she has a FAT ASS!!!
Van Slyke: How did you do on the AP exam, my average score is a 4
Random white kid who can't code for shit and was in her class and never passed a single test(Ethan): STFU you FAT bitch, it is probably a one.
Van Slyke: Maybe, but I can still make a constructor
Random white kid who can't code for shit and was in her class and never passed a single test(Ethan): STFU you FAT bitch, it is probably a one.
Van Slyke: Maybe, but I can still make a constructor
by chink447 July 30, 2019