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U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021
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Texas Sister Twister

Family game night in Texas. When you twist your penis 180 degrees and pee in your sisters mouth. While playing Twister and yellow is spun.
Me and my sis played a game of Texas sister twister after the red river rivalry game.
by Dr. Jekyll February 24, 2025
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My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute (also known as Oreimo) is the best fucking anime to ever exist omg
The entire show was a jacob collier moment
"Yo Andy, also known as Noobieslayer, also known as Amfu, also known as AndysNoobie"
"Yeah bro (in 6'4 nonchalant dreadhead)"
"Do you remember in 201,/2019 when we all watched the finale of My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute??"
"Yeah man that was so... sugoi~"
"baka!~"
by GmodMagician May 28, 2024
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Vagina Sisters

Two friends who are so close their menstrual cycles are in sync.
Girl 1: "Stephanie sure has been hanging around Erica a lot.. Do you think they're vagina sisters yet?"
Girl 2: "I'm not sure but I'd have to say so.."
by Kawaiikittypop September 11, 2014
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Little Sister

You're probably here because you got into a fight with your little sister and so you searched this up to see what Urban Dictionary has to say for you. Well let's see...

A human being who has been tormenting you ever since it has appeared on this earth. Someone who has been annoying the crap out of you and getting you in trouble for no reason whatsoever. Someone who pretends to be a saint but in fact is quite the opposite. Nevertheless you still care about them even if you keep on telling yourself just how badly you want to slap that brat in the face, but without getting in any form of trouble though.
Person 1:

*Wants to use perfume*
*Sees that it's empty*
"Lili, what did you do with my perfume?!"
*Walks over to her bedroom*
*Notices little sister trying to hide something in a rush*
"What is that?!"
Person 2:

"I'm making a bubblegum scented air freshener..."
Person 1:
*Notices a cotton pad literally dripping with perfume with a small flower cellotaped to it*

"Are you insane?! You wasted all of my perfume!"
*Slaps her, just a little bit*
Person 2:
*Starts crying like as if she hit her so hard*
"Mummy!"

See this is what I'm talking about. They constantly annoy you until you can't hold yourself together any longer.
by BlueMoon~ November 2, 2021
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national punch your sister day

National punch your sister day is every February 20th, where you can punch your sister all day long
by Alyankees12 February 20, 2023
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