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Paper Moon

When somebody moons you while sporting a little TP tail
Ahhh gross, I just got paper mooned!
by For Rill Rill March 17, 2020
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Paper Champ

Someone who only wrestles 11 times a year, and can only win matches with interference. Roman Reigns is a paper champion
Roman Reigns is a paper champion who barely wrestles 11 times a year, while he claims to be the head of the table and the tribal chief. He avoids facing the true contenders who work hard and deserve a shot at his title.
by Nexusfanboy January 24, 2024
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paper

aha! My paper beat your rock
by Your pseudonym0002 October 27, 2017
mugGet the papermug.

leave dem papers

Break up, separate, telling someone to leave you the fuck alone
I told my old lady I am done, leave dem papers
by Jack Sparrow28 June 5, 2017
mugGet the leave dem papersmug.

Toilet Paper Hoarding

What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.

No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.

Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.

You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.

Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
by TauKitty April 21, 2020
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fundamental paper education

Fundamental Paper Education (or just 'F.P.E') is an animated music video created by artist and animator Kaaatie based around the Baldi's Basics fan song called "Basic's in Behavior," created by The Living Tombstone. It somehow blew the fuck up and is now one of the most trending things (mostly due to TikTok), right behind The Amazing Digital Circus.

The first "episode" follows a girl named Claire who is a new student at Paper School, a school where getting an F in either Miss Circle, Miss Thavel, or Miss Bloomie's class results in your ass getting eviscerated. It's being turned into it's own series due to the massive success of the music video, with the first ACTUAL episode coming sometime in the near future.
internet user #1: bro did you see that Miss Circle girl on your fyp?

internet user #2: yeah she's like, one of the most popular things rn

internet user #1: where did she originate from?

internet user #2: something called "fundamental paper education"

internet user #1: might have to check it out later
by JakobMan767 May 5, 2024
mugGet the fundamental paper educationmug.

Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022
mugGet the Afghani Paper Towelsmug.

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