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Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness
Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.
by DA-U February 4, 2010
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Canada Dry

When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her
Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy

Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry
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Canada's History

The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.
Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History
by crossedcords February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
Fitting it all in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History
by hisdudeguy February 4, 2010
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Canada with you

It’s used for the expression of liking or sexual intentions to your crush.
Hey Karen! I really want to Canada with you!
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canada's history

to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf
The lonely lumberjack with low self esteem and lots of privacy celebrated canada's history.
by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.
Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!
by TheWorkman February 4, 2010
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