martha has arrived

Marth has arrived means you are on your period

*woman walks into a room of women* Martha has ARRIVED!!

by Rory Graham June 25, 2016

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Has me dead

When your dead and get killed again

That joke has me dead! Twice!

by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 18, 2019

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Ha!

Ope! You said it on the video right after I posted the thing!

Hym "Ha! That's great! You said it right after I said my thing! Hahaha! Very clever."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

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.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

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National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week

Takes place between Oct 11 thru 17.
Nobody may say GIF as JIF, and if they do, they get arrested by the shrek police and must be taken to Hell by Jod.

I love National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week!

by Impasta1472 October 11, 2022

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The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

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