Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham

Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..

by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021

Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.

Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.

by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020

Stop it simp

Can you stop stalking me and go back to being a mat Bay simp

You are such and idiot stop it simp

by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020

Dorty SIMP

A dorty simp is when one of the boys has been caught lacking by one of the other boys and still won’t admit to being a simp aka OISIN MCKEEVER

Oisin is a big dorty SIMP

by YouDortySlag July 27, 2020

General of Simps

Brandon christopher Lane.

Boy 1. “did you hear about the General of simps?”
Boy 2. “Oh, you mean brandon christopher lane?”
Boy 1. “Of course, he’s the one and only.”

by fatghostlesbian February 18, 2020

Butterfly Simp

Someone who makes an urban dictionary post about a "private social butterfly"

Damn bro juans a butterfly simp

by Toyota_thot December 26, 2020

Simp Supreme

A guy who would give up anything for some trash punani. Often disappears when drunk to go off and simp. Would even go as far as to miss a flight for a 1% chance at some worn out pussy.

Damn, that nigga Charles is Simp Supreme! He off in the wilderness simping again.

by the converse monster April 29, 2020