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robert zoost

Robert Zoost Realty has an award-winning team of real estate professionals. They are committed to providing exceptional service, with a thorough understanding of the Okanagan real estate market.
Never seen someone Robert Zoost'ing it more than this guy over here.
by rzooster November 22, 2021
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Robert Basuil

Robert Basuil, He will be the last one you would ever want to meet. He is a Player/Fuck boi or you can call him Play Boi. He will cheat on you I promise. He cheated on my for another girl and he started dating that girl but he started dating a new girl 😭.

Robert Basuil will find a new girl after you two break up about 2-3 weeks

He will act as like he loves you but not really. He will pretend that he loves you but not for real though. He goes to Grant Sawyer middle school 🙂
Me: Hey baby

Robert Basuil: Dont call me that we are over
Me: But why! What did I do!

Robert Basuil: I was never in loved with you

Me: You bastard! Your such a bitch! PLAYBOY!

Robert Basuil: I don’t give a damn!!!!

Me: I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOU!
Robert Basuil: HAHAHAHA, Do I look like I give a damn
Me: (Runs Away)
by I_hate_myself_ June 22, 2019
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Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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Aidan Roberts

A amazing guys with super ripped abs and will make u laugh nonstop and who will text you good morning and goodnight texts. His family are really nice to you and his sister will always tease him about girls and it will make him blush. Not a lot of girls like him because they think he is gay mostly because of his tictocs and anime addiction
Elli: omg Aidan Roberts likes you gurll!!

Abby: no way he’s gay
by Baddie2019 September 17, 2019
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robert mercer

Is a charming mfer will steal ur womans heart while ur in jail and through the dick to her and is from Glasgow KY goes by red mercer
by Prince's charming July 18, 2022
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Robert California

Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.
Robert California talked the former C.E.O out of her job. How does someone even do that?
by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018
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Robert

Robert is the most handsome and beautiful person in the world , if you hget a boy named Robert don’t let him down , also he likes some ass
If you get a robert , don’t let him down or he’ll get revenge , and with revenge i mean REVENGE!
by Fakkatigers🐯 September 16, 2020
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