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Robert California

Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.
Robert California talked the former C.E.O out of her job. How does someone even do that?
by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018
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Jason chode Roberts

A man with short stumpy Arms
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Robert Downey Jr

A 56 year old man who doesn't look a day older than 40!!!! Sometimes I just sit and wonder HOW he looks so dahm good at his age! Robert is most famous for his role as IronMan in the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe). Robert has A LOT of fans and he is very famous. His nicknames include: Rdj, Sir Robert Downey jr, THAT MAN WHO LOOKS YOUNGER THAN HE IS, and Sexy Rob.
by quackson011 April 17, 2021
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Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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JOE ROBERT SINCLAIR WARREN

DRIPPIEST SON OF LAPDINGO, FOUNDER OF SKELETON SANDWICH, PRODIGY OF GHANDI.
OH LOOK ITS THAT COOL DUDE JOE ROBERT SINCLAIR WARREN
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Robert

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