queef

an explosion in a girls vagina after intercourse. this is very dangerous. A woman's queef was the cause of 9/11. so sad. please don't queef.

do not queef in public!

by dua lupalupa February 23, 2022

queef bucket

a bucket that a man makes a woman squat over and blast out any extra air she may have trapped up her cum canal before sex. Because let's face it, there's nothing more gross than a pussy fart.

Klaus made Helga wear the queef bucket on her head as he kicked her out of his house for being a lousy fuck.

by a fat owl April 5, 2014

Queef Nugget

When the vaginal liquids combine into a rock and the male consumes it like a chicken nugget

Yo bro she was so wet we did a queef nugget

by trapper pluh March 25, 2024

whale queef

When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina

"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"

by Pinkieforest69 June 4, 2017

John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus

Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin

by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024

Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).

"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"

by Rabbyet June 2, 2018

queef

when a female audibly flatulates out of her pussy.

i think i just queefed..

by amysworld May 13, 2021