pump water

Chewing tobacco

I took all the pump water I need.

by JCA/Bremerton May 1, 2022

Pumped&Crunk

When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".

Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?

Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!

by julietoncocaine April 6, 2008

pump and jump

To jerk off while on trampoline.

Arin: Where's Dan?

Ross: He's outside on the trampoline having a quick "Pump and Jump".

by spurrrrnt May 18, 2021

persian pump

A term used to define a non Persian man who desires the life of a greased up sex jigalo, although in reality he is your average middle aged white man

Look over there that dudes a total Persian pump , poor dude is never getting laid

by Catmilkmillionaire May 16, 2021

Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.

“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”

by Solvalou October 26, 2022

central pump

The heart. The human heart is the “central pump” of the human circulatory system. Commonly used by nurses, doctors, & people who’ve played way too much Cyberpunk 2077. Used in Cyberpunk 2077.

Doctor: Man, my bitch cheated on me with my homie
Cyberpunk Fan: Sounds like she broke your central pump

by IamFyaDwagon February 5, 2021

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011