poo poo pants

The term used for very very very short shorts.

Look at that girl wearing those poo poo pants... she looks like a slut!!

by Melissa & Allison September 18, 2007

Dry pooing

similar to the act of dry heaving except the inability to poo

Man I had to poo so bad today but I sat there dry pooing all day!

by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006

poo spew

When toilet water spews up and nails the crack of your ass.
10 point splash from a mighty ass bomb.

I sat on the toilet trying squeeze out a big shit, when it let loose and hit the water causing a poo spew. The water came back up and hit me in the chocolate star fish, lifting me off my seat.

by Doodie KaKa July 6, 2006

poo flower

When you feel the overwhelming urge to scratch your sphincter through your underpants without having wiped thoroughly on your last poo, you will later find a flower shaped imprint roughly the size of your fingertip where your ring has left its mark

Doris to Leon - Man my ass is well itchy

Leon to Doris - don't press too hard....you know how hard those poo flowers are to remove in the wash

by The poo fairy & her merry mole August 21, 2009

poo-lice

Altho written "poo-lice", it's read as "poo-lease". Another word for describing the police where you don't want them to be at.

Tom: "We got this thing called strawberry fair, people offer you mushrooms and everythin"
Percy: "Must be packed with teh poo-lice?"

by percyhasnomercy October 6, 2008

Poo Jacket

An unsightly brown leather jacket which though intended to look dangerous and rockstarrish or perhaps sophisticated and suave serves only to give off the illusion that it's wearer has become encrusted with shit.

Poo Jacket wearer: "Oh fuck yeah, I'm lookin so dangerous in this sweet as leather jacket"
Girl: "ooooooooooh it's a poo jacket"

Example#2 *it rains and poo jacket melts off*
Poo Jacket wearer: "oh fuck, time to go into the gents to replenish this thing"

by pyonmeister March 17, 2011

Poo Hands

What results when people have a poo, and don't wash their hands.

The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.

"Dudes, I was having a slash today, and Adam came in, had a disgusting great shit, then didn't wash his hands! He's eating his lunch now with serious poo hands."

by Weekeseylovespies February 24, 2009