by Mountain69 July 2, 2020

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.
This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.
can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.
can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
by DUDE May 13, 2005

The type of person who is extremely musty and has a distinct type of smell. Typically also thinks they’re funny when they’re just loud and smelly.
by ball destroyer February 2, 2022

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020

Damn !! I was Having Fun with This Girl in Her Doo Doo Maker and my Junk Came Out like a Peanut Butter Corndog
by MichaelAmadeus87 March 22, 2024

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
by aidangreen January 4, 2023

by Kristina Jackie Goldriguez October 3, 2012
