Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 May 22, 2011

powder pump

Noun
If you play a sport where there's any system of brotherhood (football, basketball, jousting etc.) In the locker room, some guy (usually the widest kid) would pat you on the gouche/anal area with talcum powder of some sort, burns like hell

Normal player: good game guys, let's hit the showers

Fucking weird ass kid: I can't wait to give Jeffrey a powder pump, his balls are HUGE.

by Freaky Pussy Popper August 14, 2017

Pump Shotgun

Another fucking gun that people won't get the censored out of here with.

Amogus Person: *tries to reboot Amogus Crew-*
NoobCluck10: Pump Shotgun! *shoots amogus*
Amogus Person: *shoots back* No u
Screen reads: You killed: NoobCluck10
Amogus Person: Victory is mine!
*Boom Bow kills Amogus!*
Amogus: Sh!t
Screen reads: Killed by: ProEgg70

by JayMoneySpamsL2 December 08, 2021

Pump a Dump

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”

“Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”

by Slobknob247 March 05, 2019

pump a pack

Make some money; get your hustle on

Get out there and pump a pack if you need money

by Oldiezguy March 31, 2022

Nickel Pumped

Something a chubby idiot calls herself

“ hey I think my stupid name Nickel Pumped is clever. “

by J boney November 08, 2017

read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.

"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"

by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023