Poon Pants

Clothes that emphasise a girl's readiness for some action. A girl is wearing her 'poon pants' when she is looking mighty fine and very do-able.

Anf: "Yo Midge, did you see Holly today?"
Midge: "Yeah man she really had her poon pants on!"
Brad: "I have sex with donkeys"

Poon Pants by Anf July 20, 2004

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Spongebob Shit Pants

When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.

My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".

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to have a large unit (package)

you got to have heavy pants to please the ladies.

heavy pants by Kickey T September 6, 2003

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The act of defecating in one's own trousers

Greg Oden POOPED HIS PANTS!!!! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP!

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For girls- a pair of pants, that when you sit down, bend at the zipper area making the illusion of a penis bulge.

me: mom these jeans fucking suck!
mom: no they don't they're cute.
me: no mom look at this, they're PENIS PANTS!

penis pants by nbb October 25, 2006

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Pants that were popular in the 80's and resembled the kungfu pants worn by Bruce Lee in ENTER THE DRAGON (Warner Bros:1973).

BRUCE LEE wore tapered pants a decade before anyone else.

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when you shit your pants and theres nothing you can do about it so you gotta walk around with dump in your pants.

Josh:"man i totally tried to fart in latin class, instead i browned my pants."
Roy:"i thought i smelt something."

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