boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis

I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey

by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017

monkey dumpster

The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.

Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.

by msterls7 January 26, 2017

Rock Monkey

A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen

Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.

by le Monkeys November 25, 2020

Monkey poop

Slang term for chewing tobacco.

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

Monkey Hour

A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.

boy 1: "boys, its monkey hour"
boy 2: "ooh ooh ooh"

by WildBin December 30, 2020

monkey land

A special place full of monkeys and land

Woah that a cool Monkey land wonder if Jacobs there

by Melon238 January 8, 2021