Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025
Get the Mountain dickmug. A very puffy pussy
by richard_harry February 25, 2022
Get the Beaver Mountainmug. Ronnie mountain is a guy no girl can ever get out of their head. Ronnie is a sexy guy who makes girls feel loved. E+R are forever and always. For example girl called Ella, Ellie, Eleanor, Evie and Eve. A ronnie is more likely to get with an ellie.
by AgirlbegjningwithanE November 22, 2021
Get the ronnie mountainmug. The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak
Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.
Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
by anonymous December 17, 2023
Get the Brokeback Mountainmug. by Carl Cock February 28, 2017
Get the mountain macemug. by Strpojek the strojek March 1, 2022
Get the mountain quailmug. A ski resort in New Jersey where the lines are longer than the trails, the food is pricier than the lift tickets, and the only thing more plentiful than the potholes in the parking lot is the attitude of the locals. Don't worry, the 45-minute wait to get on the 2-minute chairlift is totally worth it for the breathtaking views of the Jersey suburbs.
North (aka Vernon Peak) and South. North is where you'll find the drunk 30-50 year old rich New York City parents, sipping champagne and complaining about the lack of artisanal coffee options while their kid is off in a $200 ski lesson. It's like a real-life game of ' Skiing and Sipping,' where the goal is to see how many craft beers you can drink while still managing to stumble back to your Audi Q7 in one piece.
Meanwhile, South is where the real party's at – or at least, that's what the even drunker 15-25 year old snowboarders will tell you. It's like a never-ending rave, minus the music and plus a lot of spilled Natty Light. So if you're looking for a skiing experience that's a little bit like being in a bad MTV reality show, but without the convenience of being able to just change the channel, then Mountain Creek Resort is the place for you!
North (aka Vernon Peak) and South. North is where you'll find the drunk 30-50 year old rich New York City parents, sipping champagne and complaining about the lack of artisanal coffee options while their kid is off in a $200 ski lesson. It's like a real-life game of ' Skiing and Sipping,' where the goal is to see how many craft beers you can drink while still managing to stumble back to your Audi Q7 in one piece.
Meanwhile, South is where the real party's at – or at least, that's what the even drunker 15-25 year old snowboarders will tell you. It's like a never-ending rave, minus the music and plus a lot of spilled Natty Light. So if you're looking for a skiing experience that's a little bit like being in a bad MTV reality show, but without the convenience of being able to just change the channel, then Mountain Creek Resort is the place for you!
by causjdror January 29, 2025
Get the mountain creekmug.