monkey land

A special place full of monkeys and land

Woah that a cool Monkey land wonder if Jacobs there

by Melon238 January 8, 2021

door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.

The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.

by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007

Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.

"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."

by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017

Monkey Scrub

To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.

I gave my brother a monkey scrub

by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

dongle monkey

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.

Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.

by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018

Sluggish Monkey

Typically a person who is a bit crazy at times but really lazy overall

Girl 1:"how's your boyfriend?"

Girl 2:"he's good but overall a bit of a sluggish monkey,"

by ME GRANDMA 52 February 26, 2018

monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018