Content Machine

someone cringe who can't be cancelled

I hate content machine

by electroencephallographically August 14, 2024

Machine

According to Mark Watson, a hat.

Oh look! A hat is a perfect Coconut-Flinging Machine!

by googlyeyes123 October 29, 2023

Natural machine word

The address size in the target architecture you compile your C program for, it used to be unsigned int all the time everywhere, now it’s unsigned long as of the amd64 aka x86-64 until we get 128-bit computers then all bets will be off in the LINUX KERNEL HELLSYUAH, but really it’s a size_t from stddef.h and oh shit dawg, that acid is starting to kick in and I feel funny

x86 has a natural machine word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.

Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.

by NotABanana August 13, 2015

Big Mac Machine

A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.

Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn

by Hex4Nova April 8, 2017

Party-Machine

The state one acquires after having two shots of alcohol at a party. (Usually Guinness).

Matt had a couple of shots the other night, he's such a party-machine.

by bobsledder59 December 14, 2018

Kentucky Fog Machine

The act of placing a blunt in a woman's asshole and breathing in when she farts.

That Kentucky fog machine is the highest and turned on I've ever been in my life

by CultleaderDucky July 5, 2025