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chas monkey

Someone chasy most of the time named alex or max.
Dude that hold is so greasy did one of you chas monkeys chas it up?
by NiggerFaggot-GayRetard June 2, 2017
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stick monkey

A derogatory term for aircraft pilots (regardless of him/her being in the fixed-wing/airplane or rotary/helicopter community). This species of aviators is prevalent in the commercial airlines, private aviation, or the military (e.g. Navy, Marines, Air Force, Army, and even the Coast Guard and the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration/NOAA). The term can also be used to denote astronauts.

True to the name, the stick monkey just wiggles the joystick around, making the plane roll left, right, up, down, clockwise, and counterclockwise.
If you were to fly for the Navy, would you rather be a stick monkey or a back-seater?
by DJRayRay December 1, 2017
mugGet the stick monkeymug.

Monkey Mooha

A retarded word used to replace words like nitrogen-hydroxide and other long words
I going to mix this monkey mooha with my Sprunko schmup to create ...juice
by Monkey Mooha May 21, 2007
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Mattress Monkey

The mattress monkeys are out tonight.
by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017
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Monkey Ammo

A term referring to the poop that monkeys throw.
"If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"

"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."

"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."

"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
by AumoeLooure February 4, 2012
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monkey land

Woah that a cool Monkey land wonder if Jacobs there
by Melon238 January 8, 2021
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door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007
mugGet the door monkeymug.

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