Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

hank milk

a synonym to diarrhea

Man i got the runs today, i've been shiting hank milk all morning

by Urban svening May 5, 2011

Milk Store

The place all fathers go

Your dad went out to get some Milk at the Milk Store. In the mean time you can try to get some Bitches

by OrdinaryDemiGuy May 21, 2022

Curty Milk

the jizz that comes from a guy named curt or curtis

when i was with curtis one night we had a good time and i got curty milk on me.

by hushpuppy9939 October 13, 2011

Milk kiss

When someone cums in your mouth and you kiss someone else

Dude I just gave daniel a milk kiss💔

by McDonald's cum October 2, 2021

Milk Scorpion

The homosexual act between 5 men in which 2 men are jerked off by one man while he is fucked from behind by man 4 who is simultaneously being fucked by man 5

Yo bro did you wanna join in on the milk scorpion, we only need one more?

by GorillaForeskin&balls August 9, 2022

Spicy Milk

Another way to say alchohol mostly referring to kahluas.

Person a. Are yall drinking that spicy milk tonight?
Person b. That will never be a thing.

Person c. If your talking about that kahlua.bullshit then no but I am drinking beer tonight.
Person a. We’ll then bitch, cheers..
Person b and c. Cheers!

by Haroldyray April 28, 2022