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Math makes me wanna kms
by Canucks_Nation7 December 5, 2017
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Math

Number one way of killing all of your brain cells
"Hey John, wake up!"
*John is dead due to math killing all of his brain cells and pronouncing him brain-dead*
by Kil Yosef May 29, 2018
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menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).
girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
by BillieGoat June 12, 2013
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maths

Maths:
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Sometimes
I hate maths.
by Celaena Sardotien April 23, 2018
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Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.
Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.
by Numerati December 9, 2024
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Math

A useless piece of crap that makes everyone want to literally drown themselves in a pool of spit
What do math and a broken pencil have in common? They’re both pointless.
by puppydog16377383 November 9, 2019
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Maths

Damn I really, really, really, really, really hate maths.
by Fartbrainpooface May 27, 2020
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