The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina
by BadAsh42069 January 16, 2020
(n) something God hands to you. Something that should be cherished if gifted to.
Ex: When God hands you fried lemons, eat them
Ex: When God hands you fried lemons, eat them
by Ashtonmilo June 4, 2018
A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipientโs mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.
Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.
by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019
hereโs the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 ๐, 12 ๐, and 7 ๐. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the ๐๐๐ and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your ๐, ๐, ๐, ๐, and ๐ฆ together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. ๐๐๐๐ soup.
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 ๐, 12 ๐, and 7 ๐. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the ๐๐๐ and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your ๐, ๐, ๐, ๐, and ๐ฆ together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. ๐๐๐๐ soup.
billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. itโs got ๐๐๐ in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup ๐๐๐๐
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur ๐๐๐๐๐ฆ
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup ๐๐๐๐*
random hot person: hey ๐๐๐๐๐
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
billy: wait do u want my ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆ or my Lemon soup ๐๐๐๐
random hot person: both ๐
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup ๐๐๐๐ and ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup ๐๐๐๐ gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my ๐๐๐๐ and ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur ๐๐๐๐ and ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐
*billy shows up at jamesโs house*
billy: bet ๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
the end ๐
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. itโs got ๐๐๐ in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup ๐๐๐๐
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur ๐๐๐๐๐ฆ
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup ๐๐๐๐*
random hot person: hey ๐๐๐๐๐
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
billy: wait do u want my ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆ or my Lemon soup ๐๐๐๐
random hot person: both ๐
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup ๐๐๐๐ and ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup ๐๐๐๐ gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my ๐๐๐๐ and ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur ๐๐๐๐ and ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐
*billy shows up at jamesโs house*
billy: bet ๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
the end ๐
by lemon soup July 22, 2023
by liz leemon May 9, 2017
When you blast a mighty load into your girl's mouth and then piss down her nostrils, allowing your potent man juices to mix in her oral basin.
Was... Was that... t-t-the legendary Lemon Snowfall!?!
by MercoIsDumb January 25, 2022