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5th season lesbian 

The gratuitous introduction of a lesbian character, characters,relationship or situation in order to boost flagging interest in a television, or comic series. Usually happens in the fourth or fifth season of the series lifespan. The intent is more to spark interest with provocative girl on girl action than to create diversity.
The classic example would be Willows outing in the last few seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Willow and Tara would be the 5th season lesbians.
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Eyeliner Lesbian 

A fem or lipstick lesbian of punk, goth, rockabilly or otherwise alternative tendancies.
They are fond of ripped fishnets, tight jeans, leather jackets, chipped nail polish, pin-up girl tattoos, jewlery featurig skulls, piercings, lepord print, aquanet, teased hair, corsetry, and of course loads of thick black eyeliner.
Their prefered music tends toward: punk, Riot Grrl, Deathrock (a punk influened form of goth), Indie rock, hard core punk, some post-punk, electroclash
They mock those who listen to Ani Difranco (though may have a song or two of hers on their computers) and would never, ever, ever go to Lillith Faire.
They are not straight women experimenting, although they are frequently bisexual, not considering other eyeliner lesbians and effeminante goth/glam/indie boys particularly different.
Such women include: Joan Jett, Kathleen Hanna, Peaches (bi, but still)
1: "Penny is such an eyeliner lesbian, with her spike heels, and robert smith hair."
2: "Cass is dating an eyeliner lesbian, they're going out to see Rasputina tonight"

lipstick lesbian

The sexiest type of woman alive. A feminine lesbian.
lipstick lesbian by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Pocket Lesbian

A small, short lesbian, 5' 2 or shorter. Short hair and completely adorable. Everyone should get one.
Girl 1: Hey, look at that girl over there holding her girlfriends hand. She's so tiny and adorable.
Girl 2: That's what you call a pocket lesbian.
Girl 1: I need to get me a girlfriend like that.
Pocket Lesbian by Littlewittlegirl October 31, 2012

mspec lesbian 

mspec = multisexual spectrum = "attracted to multiple genders". e.g. bisexual, pansexual, etc.

an mspec lesbian is someone who is mspec and feels their sapphic attraction is especially important, enough that the term 'lesbian' feels right alongside another term. e.g. bi lesbian, pan lesbian, etc.
it's arguably similar to the term 'sapphic', covering wlw who are also attracted to other genders.

mspec lesbian does NOT BY DEFAULT mean "lesbian who is attracted to men", as mspec identities can encompass attraction to any combination of gender identities.

it's a simple way of expressing being mspec while also focusing on the sapphic part of one's identity.
"I'm an mspec lesbian! I'm a girl who likes girls and enbies, but the sapphic part of my identity is very important. So, that's why I call myself a bi lesbian."
mspec lesbian by iinroneiid November 29, 2022

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market. 

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.
It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

cocktail lesbian 

A bird who pulls her girlfriends when she's binge-drunk on mojitos.
Eve: God if there is one thing I hate it's cocktail lesbians. They are just so uncommitted to being gay!
cocktail lesbian by Ivre September 29, 2006