Similar to Goodwin's Law. Any discussion pointing out a countries problems will include, within the first 20 comments, a reference to how the USA is worse with regard to that particular problem.
First proposed on slashdot
First proposed on slashdot
China has a bad pollution problem.
Applying dumbfuck law: Yeah, but its no where near as bad as America's love of the Hummer.
Applying dumbfuck law: Yeah, but its no where near as bad as America's love of the Hummer.
by mr xqzy January 15, 2013
Get the dumbfuck law mug.Once an unsettling fact about the Nazis or Hitler is posted in an online forum, the probability of a comparison to Trump or Conservatives approaches. An addendum to "Godwin's Law," as it carries the same result of ending any meaningful discussion.
On a Reddit post about Hitler or the Nazis, there will be people in the comments comparing them to Trump or other Conservatives thus invoking Tedder's Law.
by Goose_ October 29, 2018
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My grandson-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the grandson-in-law mug.The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.
Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
by Harvek July 29, 2023
Get the Christopher's Law mug.In today's political climate, as an online discussion grows longer in length, the probability of Donald Trump being mentioned approaches 1. That being, if an online discussion goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will mention Donald Trump, even if it has nothing to do with the original topic at hand. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Ambrose's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
"The steak I bought at the grocery store was delicious, you should try it."
"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."
"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."
"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."
"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."
by K. Ambrose March 2, 2019
Get the Ambrose's Law mug.1. Colorful Acting in a Legal Setting; Law officers or Bar* attorneys to use their favorite Statutes, Rules, or Procedures, usually for personal gain or to hide wrongdoing; Under the Color of Law, there is no 'black and white'; the colors of laws can be mixed in many ways to convince an average American that they were breaking the law in some way.
2. A Legal Fiction; Once intimidated or threatened under Color of Law, most american's will believe what they are told.
Once acknowledged as truth, it is then a fiction that you enable to be used as legal truth against you. That is, Until you WAKE UP, Open YOUR Eyes, and Know the difference between Right, Lawful, Wrong, Unlawful, Laws, Rules and Statutes. This color of law, can and will deprive People of basic human rights if it is allowed to do so.
3. Sorcery Law Theory; Force-field that protects certain law enforcement and Judicial officers; An invisible rainbow above certain officers, that guides them in sorcery to make it appear you are a criminal, when you were in fact, minding your own business. The colorful rainbow of deceit, wraps them, giving them the power to raise themselves above the Color of Law, so that Laws of Nature do not apply to them.
*BAR - British Law Club that specializes in training people to twist words under Color of Law, and make any legal fiction sound like Truth
2. A Legal Fiction; Once intimidated or threatened under Color of Law, most american's will believe what they are told.
Once acknowledged as truth, it is then a fiction that you enable to be used as legal truth against you. That is, Until you WAKE UP, Open YOUR Eyes, and Know the difference between Right, Lawful, Wrong, Unlawful, Laws, Rules and Statutes. This color of law, can and will deprive People of basic human rights if it is allowed to do so.
3. Sorcery Law Theory; Force-field that protects certain law enforcement and Judicial officers; An invisible rainbow above certain officers, that guides them in sorcery to make it appear you are a criminal, when you were in fact, minding your own business. The colorful rainbow of deceit, wraps them, giving them the power to raise themselves above the Color of Law, so that Laws of Nature do not apply to them.
*BAR - British Law Club that specializes in training people to twist words under Color of Law, and make any legal fiction sound like Truth
3. Sorcery Law; The District attorney stated that "Any jury would agree that this court clerk behaved within the color of law. Anyone in the same situation would have shot the unarmed man in the back. It was a clear example of self defense." So no charges were pressed against the shooter.
by Ruth S Standing August 22, 2020
Get the Color of Law mug.Similar to Godwin's law, Hazen's law states that, when someone disagrees with a political or economic ideology and they automatically claim that ideology is zionist influenced, their opinion is no longer valid.
Person 1: I think these different people should stop killing each other because it is wrong.
Person 2: Thats just the sort of talk i expect from a zionist sheep.
Person 1: My comment had nothing to do with zionism whatsoever, therefore i am forced to invoke Hazen's Law and ignore you from now on.
Person 2: Thats just the sort of talk i expect from a zionist sheep.
Person 1: My comment had nothing to do with zionism whatsoever, therefore i am forced to invoke Hazen's Law and ignore you from now on.
by Barfolamew November 10, 2012
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